tuzi2011

Today is the last day of February .
Although we still have a lot of years ahead of us, we'd better not waste every single day in our lives.

tuzi2011

好久没盖楼了，也不知道还有没有朋友在关注，不过还是会加油的。
今天开始每天会分享一个短句，是外国人的幽默，当你懂了笑了，那时你会觉得英语很美。
第一天来个重口味！

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

tuzi2011

Sorry for not updating. It's been a week since I got the flu....

Let's keep learning the American humor.


If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

tuzi2011

我最近深深的爱上了这句humor

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

tuzi2011

最近报名学生有点多，忘了自己还在盖楼。。。

轻松一下~

My mechanic told me,"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

tuzi2011

My boss said"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."
Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

我觉得这条好讽刺[lol]

sun814

tuzi2011 发表于 30-3-2016 15:06
我最近深深的爱上了这句humor

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is res ...

呵呵 你忘了加个u了 这就是美式和英式英文和教育的差别 虽然看了几十年美剧和电影 可还是分辨不出美式的can和can't 听起来都一样 还是英式英语好认

tuzi2011

sun814 发表于 12-4-2016 18:17
呵呵 你忘了加个u了 这就是美式和英式英文和教育的差别 虽然看了几十年美剧和电影 可还是分辨不出美式的c ...

哈哈，humor是美式哦
can和cant，我是通过语调语气分辨出来的

tuzi2011

最近专心自学英语，已忘我。。。也忘了还在盖楼。。。
昨天看了奥巴马在白宫晚宴的演讲，充满了讽刺很有演讲效果，所以开始热衷讽刺类的幽默了。
今天开始把我看到的一篇拆成每天一句，大家可以来了解一下这个效果。

开始！

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ..., you might live in a country run by idiots.

tuzi2011

If you have to get your parents' permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ...., you might live in a country run by idiots.